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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

PRICELESS !!

Cute email from a friend...
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MY FIRST DAY EMPLOYMENT
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,...I just couldn't believe someone slept with you TWICE !
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


35 comments:

Allidink said...

Haha! Great story!

All the best,
Allison

Neabear said...

Too bad the woman didn't get the message about how loud she was. Those kind are so annoying. Funny post though. Makes us appreciate the nice folks, right?

Diane said...

ROFLOL!!!! LOVE this story. Thanks for a good laugh, it lightens my heart so much!

Many hugs..............

Diane

Marcela said...

Very funny BJ!!!

You always make me smile :)

Kisses
Marcela

Stacey said...

Cute! I will have to read that one to my hubby...something tells me he will really appreciate it. :)

Have a great day!

Alicia Robbins said...

You crack me up!!! Sometimes the truest things are said in jest, wouldn't it be sad to be so miserable like that though.
We are so spoiled here in "blogland", no one here acts like that. Life is good!
Have a Lovely Day~
Alicia

Beth in NC said...

LOL. Too funny!

Terri and Bob said...

You had me going there!

It's a line I often think while at school....

Lisa ~ A Cottage to Me said...

Ha, ha! Who hasn't wanted to say something like that at least once! Thanks for the giggles!

Penny @ The Comforts of Home/Lavender Hill Studio said...

Thank you for my morning laugh!
Hugs,
Penny

Christina said...

That is hilarious!

Stopping by from SITS to say hello....
or maybe "Howdy" since you are a fellow Texan!

Smilingsal said...

Good one, BJ!

Happy To Be said...

hahaha!! too funny BJ, oh girl I needed that this morning THANKS!! hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Kathleen Grace said...

You always make me smile BJ, and someimes you make me laugh out loud! Big hugs, hope your day is sunny:>)

Twice as Nice said...

What a way to start my day. THANK YOU!!

salmagundi said...

Funny story! Thanks for today's giggle!!! Sally

Deb said...

soooo funny!

Blessings of Health and Prosperity said...

HaHaHa!! Very cute. My grandson is 2 now and doing fantastic. A little monkey! Thanks for asking and remembering. It's great to be back. Hugs and Blessings, Celene

Susie from Bienvenue said...

What a great idea you left for me in your comment. Taking up your big rugs! I never thought about that but I do think I might just try it for the summer. It does make the room look bigger and cooler. Thanks !

Chandy said...

BJ, great comeback! LOL. I sure hope she did get the message that she wasn't being" a "horse's behind" by yelling at those kids and being loud!

Too bad the Wal-Mart manager didn't side with you... ;-) I would have. LOL

Libby Murphy said...

That makes me chuckle. Don't you wish you could always think of something this cleaver under similar circumstances. I do.
Happy Twirls

Laura Ingalls Gunn said...

Oh thank you for the Wednesday hee haw! Too funny!

Raggedy Girl said...

I was totally believing that you worked there and this was a real story!

Roberta Anne = Raggedy Girl

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

I hadn't heard this one before! Hilarious!

I used to work with a woman who wondered what she was going to do once our factory closed. We used to tease her about becoming a Walmart greeter. This woman was bi-polar and subject to real meaness, but she thought it was absolutely hilarious when a co-worker said that she would probably be one of those said, "welcome to the d--- Walmart, take the d--- cart!" Anyhow, most definitely not trying to make fun of those who have a mental illness, but she was sure able to laugh at herself, knowing that she could be truly difficult sometimes.

Kady

Helen said...

Loved, loved this ..... have a perfect day Ms. BJ!

Beverly said...

Oh my gosh! I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Great one!!!

Michelle@Fromhousetohome said...

Too funny!
~Michelle

Michele said...

OMG...I almost peed my pants...that's too funny! But ya know, I probably would have said something along the same lines!

Hugz,
Michele

Julie said...

That was a good one!

Catherine Holman said...

Funny! Thanks for the link!
Catherine

Shelia said...

lol That's priceless, BJ! Sounds like that could have happened right here in our old Wally World!
Thanks for popping in to see me! I'm quietly tossing alot of things out! I'm bad, I know! Mother has so much just junk, she'll never miss it!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)

Tootsie said...

YA!!!! now that's what I would have said!!!!

good one

hellosweetworld said...

Hehe....that's great!

Stopping by from SITS to say hello!

The Muse said...

LOL LOL LOL !!!!!

...... Kristina ...... said...

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Sweet BJ that is too funny.
Love kristinaXxX