Cute email from a friend...
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MY FIRST DAY EMPLOYMENT
MY FIRST DAY EMPLOYMENT
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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,...I just couldn't believe someone slept with you TWICE !
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
34 comments:
Haha! Great story!
All the best,
Allison
Too bad the woman didn't get the message about how loud she was. Those kind are so annoying. Funny post though. Makes us appreciate the nice folks, right?
ROFLOL!!!! LOVE this story. Thanks for a good laugh, it lightens my heart so much!
Many hugs..............
Diane
Cute! I will have to read that one to my hubby...something tells me he will really appreciate it. :)
Have a great day!
You crack me up!!! Sometimes the truest things are said in jest, wouldn't it be sad to be so miserable like that though.
We are so spoiled here in "blogland", no one here acts like that. Life is good!
Have a Lovely Day~
Alicia
LOL. Too funny!
You had me going there!
It's a line I often think while at school....
Ha, ha! Who hasn't wanted to say something like that at least once! Thanks for the giggles!
Thank you for my morning laugh!
Hugs,
Penny
That is hilarious!
Stopping by from SITS to say hello....
or maybe "Howdy" since you are a fellow Texan!
Good one, BJ!
hahaha!! too funny BJ, oh girl I needed that this morning THANKS!! hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
You always make me smile BJ, and someimes you make me laugh out loud! Big hugs, hope your day is sunny:>)
What a way to start my day. THANK YOU!!
Funny story! Thanks for today's giggle!!! Sally
soooo funny!
HaHaHa!! Very cute. My grandson is 2 now and doing fantastic. A little monkey! Thanks for asking and remembering. It's great to be back. Hugs and Blessings, Celene
What a great idea you left for me in your comment. Taking up your big rugs! I never thought about that but I do think I might just try it for the summer. It does make the room look bigger and cooler. Thanks !
BJ, great comeback! LOL. I sure hope she did get the message that she wasn't being" a "horse's behind" by yelling at those kids and being loud!
Too bad the Wal-Mart manager didn't side with you... ;-) I would have. LOL
That makes me chuckle. Don't you wish you could always think of something this cleaver under similar circumstances. I do.
Happy Twirls
Oh thank you for the Wednesday hee haw! Too funny!
I was totally believing that you worked there and this was a real story!
Roberta Anne = Raggedy Girl
I hadn't heard this one before! Hilarious!
I used to work with a woman who wondered what she was going to do once our factory closed. We used to tease her about becoming a Walmart greeter. This woman was bi-polar and subject to real meaness, but she thought it was absolutely hilarious when a co-worker said that she would probably be one of those said, "welcome to the d--- Walmart, take the d--- cart!" Anyhow, most definitely not trying to make fun of those who have a mental illness, but she was sure able to laugh at herself, knowing that she could be truly difficult sometimes.
Kady
Loved, loved this ..... have a perfect day Ms. BJ!
Oh my gosh! I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Great one!!!
Too funny!
~Michelle
OMG...I almost peed my pants...that's too funny! But ya know, I probably would have said something along the same lines!
Hugz,
Michele
That was a good one!
Funny! Thanks for the link!
Catherine
lol That's priceless, BJ! Sounds like that could have happened right here in our old Wally World!
Thanks for popping in to see me! I'm quietly tossing alot of things out! I'm bad, I know! Mother has so much just junk, she'll never miss it!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)
YA!!!! now that's what I would have said!!!!
good one
Hehe....that's great!
Stopping by from SITS to say hello!
LOL LOL LOL !!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Sweet BJ that is too funny.
Love kristinaXxX
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