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Saturday, May 17, 2008

"LAUGHTER IS GOOD MEDICINE"




SEX WITH A COWBOY

Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker),
confided to her co-workers she had three goals
for her trip to the Lone Star State ;


1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que..................


2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo............ AND..........

3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.


Upon returning, the girls were curious
as to how she fared.


'Let me tell you,
they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'


'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'


They then asked,
'Well tell us.....DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH A REAL COWBOY ?"


'Are you kidding?
When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'




BROUGHT TO YOU BY SKOAL

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A DEEP BELLY LAUGH....IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL !


HAVE A 'FULL OF LAUGHTER' SATURDAY, MY FRIENDS
Coming to you thru a robot...THE SCHEDULED POSTING FEATURE....
it really works, ya'll.......
HUGS, bj

25 comments:

Beverly said...

OMG, BJ. This is just absolutely hilarious.

I know you're having fun with your family.

Laurie & Chris said...

I love it!! That is too funny!

Rosie's Whimsy said...

You are such a hoot!! That indeed gave me a good ole belly laugh this morning! ((hugs)) Rosie

Penny @ Lavender Hill Studio said...

LOL - Thanks for my Saturday morning laugh BJ! Hope you are having a wonderful time..
Hugs,
Penny

Marcela said...

Hello Bj
I started saturday laughing!!!!
I hope you have a wonderful weekend.
Hugs
Marcela

Susan said...

Thanks for making me laugh and early on Saturday morning, too!

Susan Ramey Cleveland said...

Oh my! That is scary.

Silver Bell Cottage said...

Your jokes are great. Thanks for the fun. Hope all is well and you are off to a wonderful weekend start.
Hugs ~
Alexandra

Janera said...

Cute one, bj! Everything's bigger in Texas.

Mary said...

Thanks for the laugh. I hope you are enjoying your weekend.

Blessings,
Mary

StitchinByTheLake said...

I can't wait to send this to my son! He's a dipper, much to his mother's sadness. But he'll get a kick out of this story!

Jeannehttp://backyardneighbor.typepad.com/ said...

Well that was a great post for putting me in a good mood. BJ, you have a knack for writing. I really love reading your blogs. Where did the word blog come from anyway?

I know you are loving the time you have with your grandchildren.

Blessings, Jeanne

Edie Marie's Attic said...

LOL... LOL... LOL!!!
Hugs, Sherry

Deb said...

You crack me up!! That is so funny!!!
Deb

cargol said...

Well since we both live in Texas, we know everything is BIGGER in Texas! Thanks for the laugh!

Primgal55 said...

LOL - thanks for the giggle!

hugs, Linda

Joanne Kennedy said...

You are TO funny BJ. I just know you would be a blast to hang out with in person.

Thanks for the laugh today.

Hugs,
Joanne

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

ROFLMAO! Too funny! And again, the music is perfect for this post!

I think I'm going to head off to Texas to find that cowboy at the top!

Mary Isabella said...

Girl you are sooo funny....Have a great weekend....Mary

Charmingdesigns said...

That is so funny,today I picked up a can of snuff that some guy dropped next to his car...and it IS big! LOL you gave me a great laugh before going to bed.

BittersweetPunkin said...

Very cute!!
Hugs to you BJ!
~Robin

Cottage Contessa said...

I laughed, then I blushed, then I laughed again! Are you tryin' to lead me astray dear BJ??....cause it's workin'! lol Blushing again....
Amanda (aka Cottage Contessa)

Brenda said...

Oh my Gosh I am catching up with you.I just showed this to Rian and we both had to laugh. Thanks for tom. when I leave him I know it will be tears. I will try and picture that butt!

Meggie said...

Oh BJ! What a cute joke. I always tell me friends that I am looking for a cowboy, so the joke was quite funny to me. Thanks for sharing!

Rue said...

hehehehehehe..... nice hiney

hugs,
rue