That pretty TILE is on it's way around the backsplash of my kitchen
I AM HAPPY
NOW....as you can easily tell in this photo,
my OLD sink is
instead of WHITE
A new sink is just not in the Social Security Budget at this time
Not to worry tho....
I am so tickled to death over getting the BLACK AND WHITE TILE
that I am NOT letting a small thing like ALMOND or WHITE
mar my HAPPINESS
(besides, if you will remember, I am holding out for a
BEAUTIFUL WHITE FARM HOUSE SINK
This tile is so different from anything I have ever had that everytime I walk into the kitchen to take a peek, it nearly
SLAPS ME DOWN
I think, however, once I have THINGS..... pretty things..... sitting in front of it and it is not just
"OUT IN THE OPEN, BUCK NAKED
it won't be as jarring to me
I AM SO HAPPY
NOW FOR A CUTE LITTLE JOKE
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the MOST handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ...
MUSCULAR, and THIN ,
JUST PRETTY MUCH XTRA good lookin'
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I STEPPED ON A DUCK !"