A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation".
The old rancher says, “Okay, but don't go in that field over there.”
The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's BULL.
The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
“Your card.......... Show him your card!”
HAPPY, HAPPY DAY TO YOU
bj
28 comments:
LOL, BJ ... Gotta love it.
Happy Friday to you, too !
Janie
A good chuckle to start the morning! :-) Rosie
Ohhhhh that was a good one BJ!! lol lol Just came by to say hello and I hope you have a fantastic weekend girl!!!!
Oh, I need that. You started my day with a big grin.
Ah BJ, this is a hoot! Loved it!
Pat
Please know my prayers for your complete and healing surgery abound at this very moment. I believe you are in the hands of God, the GREAT HEALER. You will be thought of and missed everyday while you are away. :-) Brown-Eyes
How funny and.... so very Texas
HUgs
Linda
LOL!!!!!
I have been gone for a week and I am playing blog catch up! Your Paris trip was wonderful!
Hugs,
Penny
Happy Friday..and what a fun way to start my day, with a good giggle.
Oooo~la~la your previous post was wonderful! I'd loved to go a Paris flea market and the pasteries..yum. Have a happy weekend...hugs, Linda
LOL... After a year of dealing with the government I LOVE this one! ;)
You're so funny!!
Ha, Ha--I love a good joke!
Good one! I can just "see" that rancher watching the government man going into that pasture.
Too funny.
Too funny! I needed a good laugh, many thanks.
Have a wonderful weekend,
Barb
Your sense of humor shines through will all your posts. It reflects a joy for life that is soooo refreshing. Friends,ksarra
OH MY GOD!!! Okay, I've busted a gut...anyone got needle and thread?????
Sandi
I love your funny stories:>)
LOL, very cute!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Hugs, Rhonda ;)
Hi BJ
Thanks for a good laugh! Mu hubby and I bothhad a chuckle over it.
Rhondi xo
LOL! How funny!
Hugs to you,
Donna
Oh BJ...just hen I need a smaile, I know I can get one from you.
Thank you for this...
I hope your weekend is a sweet one!
Love,
Sue
You always make us smile BJ!
Have a wonderful weekend..
Michelle
Love it...love it!!
Smiles...
Beverly
Too funny! I love it. Thanks for the laugh. God Bless, Celene
Bwahhahahahahahahaha! I absolutely love that! I have to go run and tell hubby :)
Hugs,
Dena
OMG BJ! This is one of the funniest jokes I've heard lately. Now if I can just remember the punch line....I have a "history" as they say of telling a good joke but forgetting the punch line or forgetting how it goes! You can't imagine the funny looks I get....my kids don't even want me to tell jokes. But I'm going to write this one down and tell it all proud like at the like this weekend!
See ya!
Judy
...that would be "lake" not "like" (see I can't even type)!
Judy
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