Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND....SEE YOU ON MONDAY
Love, bj
LOL! So glad to see you have a great since of humor!! Hope you have a great weekend
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Michelle
LOL!
ReplyDeleteHi BJ! Glad you are back blogging. I have thought about you every day! I hope every day you feel better and better.
Hugs,
Penny
Cute joke! Glad you are back and feeling better!
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Oh my that is such a hoot!!!! I am practically falling off my chair!!
ReplyDeleteGlad you are doing better each day! Take care and don't overdo!!!!
Love the smile for today!
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Diane
Ah, BJ - So sweet of you to come on back with your postings. We've missed you. But don't overdo it.
ReplyDeletePraying for your continued recovery and for your strength to return.
Relax and enjoy the wonderful summer.
Love to you.
Good one, BJ! It's good to see you posting.
ReplyDeletePraying for continued success with your recovery!
Pat
The blonds....!!! LOL Nice joke.
ReplyDeleteI wish you a great Sunday! Suzy
So glad your doing better, rest and your recovery will come sooner. Take the time for you. Your in my prayers, Blessings:)
ReplyDeleteThat was just funny, I have not heard that one before.
ReplyDeleteTake it easy BJ,
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ginger
I just love the "blonde" jokes. Good one.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are feeling better, BJ
Girl, you made me laugh aloud. I hope you're laughing, too. But, does it hurt to laugh - because of your surgery?
ReplyDeleteHello BJ. I just love the blond joke, I will have to show it to my Sweet Sister, she is a blond. haha. Hope you are doing well. Have a great weekend.
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Alaura
Girl even when you are hurting you make others laugh! lol Hope you have a beautiful Sunday BJ!
ReplyDeleteBJ, so glad you're feeling a bit better. Have a wonderful rest of the weekend!
ReplyDeleteCute joke!
ReplyDeleteOh BJ, there is that great sense of humor that I missed! That was a great one!
ReplyDeleteGood morning BJ, loved seeing by your post, you are up and running. Keep resting woman, we need you here. Great joke.
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*SNORT*
ReplyDeleteHeeee.. glad you are feeling better BJ!
Nikki
Why, I resemble that remark!! Hee hee that was a good one!I hope you are feeling better. Glad you still have that sense of humor! Patti(italianblonde)
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